US Economy Saved - Recall of all US Dollar Notes

Ah, the Onion again.


Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars

The Onion Reveals: Prague's Frank Kafka Int. World's Most Alienating Airport.

Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport

The First 100

The Onion "tracks" President Obama's first 100 days in, well, The Onion style.

DAY 16: Obama's "First 100 Days Dilbert Desk Calendar" still on day five.
DAY 14: Taco Tuesday
DAY 13: President Obama meets with Vermont governor Jim Douglas and is saddened to find that he is not the creator of Garfield.

via the still great marbury